Stuart Drinkwater

Drinkwater by name. Drinks water by nature

A bottle of water with condensation on the outside of the bottle


Yes. Yes, I do.

I bet the lower-I.Q.’d amongst you right now want to say something like “I wonder if he does?”

And the answer is of course, yes. I mean how am I supposed to exist if I don’t consume any water?

Of course, you weren’t using your big brain at the time, you were just trying to be funny.

The bad news is, you’re 50 years late to the party. Every ‘Drinkwater’ that exists on the planet today has heard that joke about 15,000 times already.

Wait, there are others like me?

Interestingly, I’m not the ONLY Stuart Drinkwater on earth.

So if you were looking for a specific one of us, then it’s worth figuring out if you’re in the right place.

There are at least 9 of us around the world that I know of. You’ll probably need to read more of my website to get the information you need to confirm my identity.

To make it easier for you to figure out which one I am, I’ll at least let you know which one I’m NOT.

  • I've never stolen from my dad
  • I've never stalked anyone
  • I've never been in a band
  • I've never driven a crane

Maybe I should be worried though. I don’t know what brought you here. You’re probably stalking me. You’re either an ex, an old/former friend or someone from the business world trying to research me.

I don’t mind which. You have your reasons.

But maybe you should take a brave pill and just contact me. Let’s have a conversation.

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"What the hell is going on?!"

Let me guess. You’ve arrived at this website somehow, but have absolutely no idea what it’s all about.

You and me both. I have no idea why I made it, or what purpose it serves.
One thing I do know is that the internet has become boring, and I’m doing my best to change that.

Here at the three pillars of my personal philosophy – this will help explain what I’m all about.

Be weird

Normal is boring. Weird people are always more interesting. Break out of the box they trapped you in.

Gonna do it? Go big

There's no point being half-hearted about anything. Go all in, sod the consequences.

Do no harm

Do anything you want, providing it doesn't harm anyone (unless you're getting payback).

Wanna Be Weird together?

The fact that you’re still here and reading this tells me you’re my kind of person. The kind of person that likes to piss into the wind, stare down the barrel of the gun and all that.

You’re a brave soul and I commend your bravery. Let’s take this to the next level.

You can find me on social media sites like Facebook and LinkedIn if you really want. It’s the only way to contact me.

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There’s more to this website than currently meets the eye. Only the bravest of the brave should head down the Rabbit hole