Stuart Drinkwater | Official Website

I know what you’re thinking – This guy must be famous, right?


Thank you for visiting my website. As you may have guessed, I’m Stuart Drinkwater.

Interestingly enough though, I’m not the ONLY one, and you might not have the right person.

There are at least 9 of us around the world that I know of. You’ll probably need to read more of my website to get the information you need to confirm my identity.

To make it easier for you to figure out which one I am, I’ll at least let you know which one I’m NOT.

  • I’m NOT the Stuart Drinkwater that stole money from his own Dad.
  • I’m also NOT the Stuart Drinkwater that got done for stalking.


I mean come on lads, you’re really letting the team down now.

With those two removed, you have roughly a 1-in-7 chance of getting the right person. That’s way better odds than the lottery.

Maybe I’m the one that should be worried though. I mean I don’t know what brought you here, and it’s probably some form of stalking. You’re either an ex, a former friend or someone from the business world trying to research me.

I don’t mind which. You have your reasons. But I’m quite easy to talk to, so whatever your reasons, why don’t you just contact me and have a conversation?

So if you've figured out that you that DON'T already know me, but you want to know more...

I run a couple of small businesses and enjoy exploring the remote parts of Great Britain whenever I get chance.

You can find me on social media sites like Facebook and LinkedIn if you really want. It’s the only way to contact me as I’m not giving out my email address, and adding email forms to this website is just far too much effort for me right now.

For anything you really need to know you can find on the about me page, but a word of warning – it’s mostly nonsense and just there to waste your time

The good news (for me) is that because I hardly have any friends and know very few people, I don’t have to worry about anyone wanting to speak to me.

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