July 2021

I like to write. You’ll realise that if you stick around long enough. The problem is that I don’t have any interest in writing long novels, so I tend to create anything from short stories to articles where I present my own take on conspiracy theories.

Most of the articles here are introspective, philosophical and very opinionated. Wow. There’s 3 big words I never thought I write in one sentence. Look at me go! Others are probably a bit too bizarre or off the wall for most people. Sometimes I like to question the fabric of reality, and do a deep-dive into what’s really making the world turn.

This isn’t your Grandma’s knitting blog.

I called this The Rabbit Hole as it’s a common phrase (commonly believed to come from Alice in Wonderland) used by conspiracy theorist’s when they want to investigate a mystery.

Disclaimer: Anything you read here you do so at your own risk. I accept no responsibility if you find yourself wearing a foil hat and telling people “the government did it”.

If your relationship comes to an end, there are a few different ways you can act. But the sensible thing to do is just say 'Thank u, next', just like Ariana suggests. Don't be one of them douchenozzles that gets all weird and does stupid stuff to try and make yourself feel better.
This is the first half-decent blog post I have ever written. Although that's only my opinion. We all have to start somewhere. It's about the fact that I'm at a time in my life where I just can't be bothered any more with relationships. Unless it's with a van.
Strange things happen here all the time. But this story doesn't tell the tale of any of those strange things. It's actually quite disappointing.
I've written far too many rubbish blog posts in my life. This is highly likely to be another one. I can't stop myself. If I were you I wouldn't waste my time reading any of this.

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