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It can’t really surprise anyone that a lot of the products I’ve chosen for my shop are water related. It is, after all, the foundation of our very existence. So please enjoy having a browse through these quality water and drinking items and buy something to make your life even better.

Woman Drinking water badly and spilling it

Water Bottles and Fancy Water

What more could you need in life than water? And what better way to store it, than in a bottle? Exactly. Here are some great water bottles. And some water to put in them. I know you can get water from a tap (the kids in school always pointed that out to me), but this is fancy water. It comes straight from rocks and stuff like that.
HYDRATE XL Jug 2.2 Litre Water Bottle - BPA Free, Flip Cap, Ideal for Gym, Large Sports Bottle, Extra strong material - Matte Black
  • Design - Our jumbo clear water bottle design can deliver your recommended daily water intake in one fill. Fitted with a brand new easy to drink cap, silicon seal and robust nylon carrying strap.
  • Bpa Free - Made from the toughest and safest BPA Free plastic. Our large water bottle offers the best alternative to plastic gym bottle. Reuse daily and do your bit to preserve our beautiful planet!
  • Versatile- This sports water bottle can be used for almost anything. The gym, bodybuilding, weight loss, camping, travelling, exercise and all other outdoor sport as well as at home and in the office.
  • High quality - hydrate water bottles made with an extra 50g of plastic compared to others on the market. 2.2 litre water bottle crafted from very durable high quality plastic
  • 100% Money Back Guarantee - We are so confident you will love our drinks bottle that we will give you a no fuss money back guarantee if you are not 100% satisfied with our epic 2.2l water bottle.
VOSS UK Water, Artesian Still Water, Natural, Pure Water, PET Water Bottles, Bulk Pack of 24 x 500 ml
  • STILL WATER: Voss water is sourced in Iveland, Norway and lies under layers of rock and sand which create a natural filter. Protected from air and other pollutants the end result is pure, refreshing and like no other water out there.
  • ARTESIAN: With a low mineral count, Voss water is one of the purest bottles of water available with minimal Total Dissolved Solids (TDS). Enjoyed by households, hotels and restaurants alike.
  • ON THE GO: These Voss bottles have been designed for those on the go. All the charisma, elegance and purity of the classic Voss, minus the weight so you can grab and go. Made with high-grade PET plastic bottles so you can enjoy their fresh taste anywhere.
  • ICONIC: The iconic Voss bottle shape was designed by fashion designer Neil Kraft. With its slender, unique appearance you'll recognise the Voss design all over the world as a sign of quality and great taste.
  • 24 PACK: This pack of 24 x 500 ml Voss water bottles are made with premium high-grade PET plastic. They feature a wider mouth should you wish to infuse with fruit.

Homewares and Kitchen Appliances

Want to take your water consumption to the next level? Then why not buy a kettle? It makes your water hot so that you can create things like hot Tea and Coffee.
Breville One-Touch CoffeeHouse Coffee Machine | Espresso, Cappuccino and Latte Maker | 19 Bar Italian Pump | Automatic Milk Frother | ESE Pod Compatible | Navy [VCF145]
  • One-Touch Technology: One-button controls for easy selection of your favourite coffee drinks
  • Your Coffee, Your Way: Single and double shot espresso filters put you in control; compatible with ESE pods
  • Barista-Quality Coffee at Home: 19-Bar Italian pump delivers the perfect pressure to extract robust coffee flavours
  • Make Multiple Drinks: Large 600 ml milk reservoir is removable for fridge storage when not in use; adjustable milk frother is ideal for a variety of different café style drinks
  • For Large and Small Cups: Height adjustable cup tray accommodates different sized mugs and cups for espresso, latte and cappuccinos
Russell Hobbs 21600-10 Illuminating Glass Kettle, Black, 1.7 Litre, 3000 Watt
  • 1.7 Litre glass kettle with brushed stainless steel accents
  • Blue illumination on boil
  • Save up to 66 percent energy saving by boiling one cup (235 ml) vs 1 Litre
  • Make sure at least 2 minutes have passed between one usage and another AND that there is always 25cl of water in the kettle at any use
  • Concealed element and removable, washable filter
C nt Funny Slogan Rude Mug
  • Genuine Darkside Mug
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Made In England
  • Fast Shipping

Tea and Coffee Supplies

This is professional level drinkery now. Tea and Coffee are typically consumed by well educated adults, like me. We ingest it while snearing at the plebs who can only consume canned drinks because they have not mastered the fine art of placing a tea-bag in some hot water.

If you want to really feel superior to other people, what some of us do is sit in coffee shops whilst pretending to read the news, but we’re actually just looking over the top of our newspapers or devices and people-watching instead.

NESCAFÉ Original Instant Coffee Granules, 1 kg
  • NESCAFÉ is produced with 100% coffee beans, nothing else
  • Through a careful selection of beans, NESCAFÉ Original delivers a full and rich flavoured cup
  • Hinged lid uses Click-to-Close technology for simple and secure re-sealing
  • Easy to serve from and simple to reach every last granule of coffee
  • Space efficient tin and easy to store back of house or on a counter top
Tetley One Cup Tea Bags, 1100
  • A high quality blend of assam, african and ceylon teas
  • Designed to be brewed in the cup
  • Comes in a resealable catering bag
  • Taste tested 8 times over to guarantee flavour
  • Supplied in a pack of 1100 bags

Canned Drinks

Ignore what I just said about people that drink from cans being Plebs. There’s nothing wrong with being a Pleb. Especially if you get to consume a nice refreshing can of ‘Dr. Funk’. After all, the band ‘Extreme’ taught us back in the ’90s to ‘Get the Funk out’.
Dr Funk Sparkling Vitamin Water B12 B6 D3 C and ZInc - Lemon & Elderflower Fruit Flavoured Zero Calorie Sugar Free Natural Health Drink (24x330ml)
  • 100% NATURAL: People love the refreshing taste of Dr Funk’s lightly sparkling flavoured vitamin-water multipack range. Unlike overpowering fizzy drinks, our artesian refreshment is lightly carbonated for a more subtle drinking experience. Try it with ice, or as a drinks mixer today
  • ESSENTIAL VITAMINS & MINERALS: With added B6, B12, D3, Niacin and Biotin, Dr Funk is designed to increase balance, wellbeing and efficiency within your body. Mixed with gently sparkling, artesian water for a truly refreshing drinking experience
  • NO ADDED SUGAR: People love Dr Funk’s lightly sparkling water for the all natural flavour and invigorating blend. Our sugar free drinks not only taste amazing, they are a great alternative to unhealthy fizzy and energy drinks, which usually contain huge amounts of sugars
  • ZERO CALORIES: With only 3.3 kcal per can, our drinks are a natural option for people looking to make healthier choices; Better still, our immune boosting cans are fully recyclable. For a flavoured water multipack that’s better for you and kind to the planet, choose Dr Funk
  • NO PRESERVATIVES, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURINGS OR COLOURANTS: Our delicious tasting recipe is made to be good. Be good to yourself from the inside out but choosing a thirst quenching all natural multivitamin sparkling water that is completely free from preservatives, artificial flavourings and colours
Dash Water Mixed Pack - 16 x Flavoured Sparkling Spring Water - Raspberry, Lemon, Blackcurrant & Peach - Infused with Wonky Fruit (16 x 330 ml cans)
  • MIXED PACK - Our British Sparkling water includes 4 x lemon, 4 x raspberry, 4 x blackcurrant and 4 x peach with wonky fruit and veg for a dash of flavor
  • HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE - Our sparkling water is the perfect healthy alternative to mainstream fizzy drinks; they taste delicious while containing zero calories, sugar or sweetener
  • 3 - SIMPLE INGREDIENTS - All our flavoured water includes is 3 ingredients: 1. British Spring Water 2. Bubbles 3. Wonky Fruit
  • OUR MISSION - Dash is at the forefront of the new wave of healthy soft drinks. By accepting the misfits we are helping to reduce food waste

This is not exactly a shop. All items are for sale on Amazon through 3rd party retailers. I am not involved in the sales process and cannot be held responsible for any issues arising from any transactions. I do however stand to make a small fee from advertising Amazons services and get paid a small amount for transactions arising from sales made as a result of clicking on the above links. I mean we’re literally talking pence rather than pounds, so don’t freak out.