Thanks for the mention, Florence.

Florence Italy in the evening with lights

There’s something weird in the air right now. Ever since I rebuilt my ‘official website’ and started to push the Drinkwater brand, I’ve been noticing a LOT of coincidental moments. Almost like the universe is trying to tell me something. And I like it when the universe does that. We haven’t always gotten along very well, but it seems we’re starting to understand each other now.

Florence started the Machine up, made music with it.

If you don’t know who Florence and the Machine are, then you’re probably under 20 years old. And if that’s the case then I have no idea why you’re on my website. Go outside and do what young people do. This content is far too mature for you.

Anyway, for the rest of us good old Flo is the one of those people who was making music back in the days when people still actually ‘sang’ on songs instead of whatever that noise is they make now. I mean there really is some awful junk out there. And yes I’m mostly talking about people like Cardi Minaj and her friends.

Flo and the Mac came out with such incredible rowsing hits as “Dog Days Are Over” and “Shake It Out” (not to be confused with “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift). And if you were the kind of person that listened to the radio back then, it’s more than likely at least one of their songs would be played every single hour of every single day of every single week that you had to sit in an office. If you’re thinking that would get annoying – yes, it did.

But luckily for me I found a way to not work in an office, and managed to work somewhere that I controlled the radio/music that was played. And I was able to forget about old Flo and her mighty machine of music making.

Now they’re back. And I think they’re taking the piss?

So there I was, minding my own business just browsing the internet looking for videos of pretty ladies wrestling in KY jelly or people falling over, and to my shock I was greeted with an advert for a new F&TM album. What shocked me even further, was the title.

“Water to drink not write about”

I don’t know whether this is a joke at my expense, or a fantastic branding opportunity that I can use to tell people about my fantastic store where you too can buy all the things you need to drink water like a professional. If I get any traction off the back of this then all I can say is ‘Thanks for the publicity Florence!’

In case you want to put yourself through it – Here’s one of Flo’s finest works

In the interests of full disclosure: This is not my kind of music. I find it hurts my ears to listen to even one of her songs these days. But I needed content for a new post and this seemed like an opportunity not to be missed.

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