Author: Stu

It’s basically just a Blog, but ‘News’ sounds more professional

Read more, educate yourself...

You could read everything on my website but I’ll let you know now, it won’t educate you. It might interest you, some of the articles might even make you laugh. But educate? Nope. So if you came here looking to increase your IQ then let me save you 30 minutes of your day, it’s not going to happen.

Reading a ghost story open book with Christmas fairy lights

A Christmas Ghost Story

(A loosely-based adaptation of Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’). T’was Christmas eve and as the clock struck midnight a ghost entered my bedroom and spoke

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child using radio listening to Ariana Grande thank u next

Why we should all say ‘Thank you, next’ more often

If your relationship comes to an end, there are a few different ways you can act. But the sensible thing to do is just say ‘Thank u, next’, just like Ariana suggests.

Don’t be one of them douchenozzles that gets all weird and does stupid stuff to try and make yourself feel better.

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a woman or women leaning against a van

I Love My Vehicles Like I Love My Women

This is the first half-decent blog post I have ever written. Although that’s only my opinion. We all have to start somewhere.

It’s about the fact that I’m at a time in my life where I just can’t be bothered any more with relationships. Unless it’s with a van.

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random cow called stu looking at you as a metaphor for life

For once in my life…

I’ve written far too many rubbish blog posts in my life. This is highly likely to be another one. I can’t stop myself.

If I were you I wouldn’t waste my time reading any of this.

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